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MSPARP MAFIA 
bear with me i'll write up a description of what this is and credit every roleplayer once i fix this fucking code and get the whole thing up. i just cleaned up the logs and took out the OOC and transcribed and coded this pretty much, i might draw somet things too...l8er B) this was really fun so i wanna keep the log, taken from here:

NIGHT 1
MEENAH:: oh
MEENAH:: time for sleep losers
MEENAH:: get in bed
AA: 0ne 0f us is g0ing t0 meet inevitable demise
TA: niighty niight.
GC: TH4TS HOW TH3 G4M3 WORKS Y3S
GC: ON3 OF US 1S 4BOUT TO D13 >:]
LP: sl33py t1m3
AA: 0k
TA: iim pretty 2ure iit ii2.
MEENAH:: no ones gonna krill me ill be safe in my mansion
MEENAH:: hahahaha peasants
LP: 4nd th4t w4s th3 l4st w3 h34rd of m33n4h.
GA: Assasins
MEENAH:: yea right
LP: th3 unr4d sh4ll b3 cl34ns3d!!!
GA: Dont Be Cocky Or You'Ll Be Sniped
GC: H3H3H3
LP: 1 m34n 1 hop3 w3 4ll l1v3
TA: 2o, iim gue22iing everybody ii2 niice and a2leep and co2y iin theiir coon2.
MEENAH:: snores
GC: 1 GU3SS SO
TA: niice and co2y.
AA: c0zy
GA: Niiiice And Cozy
AA: i d0nt see why i w0uld be anything else
AA: i can hardly w0rry ab0ut dying
LP: doubl3dy1ng
GC: 1S TH4T 4 TH1NG
LP: 1m pr3tty sur3 1t 1s.
GA: Why Wouldn'T Be A Thing
GC: 1TS 4 STUP1D TH1NG
GA: I Mean It Even Happens To Warrior Cats
CA: nice and cozy
LP: wh4t wh4t?
GC: WH4TS W4RR1OR C4TS
GA: A Very Childish Book On Earth
MEENAH:: aint you pyropes supposed to be sleeping
MEENAH:: ill krill you myshellf
GC: OH OOPS
TA: iim pretty 2ure we are all 2leepiing.
LP: d1d 1 s4y som3th1ng 1 m34nt snor3
CA: come on guys get some shuteye already some a us are tyin to sleep here
GC: *GC 1S 4SL33P 1N H3R COON 4ND PROB4BLY S4F3 B3C4US3 WH4T K1ND OF DUB1OUS 4SSHOL3 WOULD W4NT TO K1LL 4 BL1ND G1RL 1N H3R SL33P* >:]
TA: your loud mouth ii2nt helpiing, ED.
CA: shut your trap sol
MEENAH:: *mp is protected by her grand golden statue of hershellf and is pretty much invisible*
GC: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP SOM3 OF US 4R3 TRY1NG TO SL33P
MEENAH:: invincible damnit
TA: II AM 2LEEPIING.
CA: thats exactly wwhat i just said
GC: TH3N STOP T4LK1NG
LP: wh4t 3v3n 1s sl33p.
GG: im sleeping yep not hard for jade to sleep!!
LP: no 1 m34n s3r1ous m3t4phys1c4l qu3st1on c4n ghosts 3v3n l1k3 r34lly sl33p???
TA: 2hut up oh my god.
GC: TH4T 1S 4 GOOD QU3ST1ON 4CTU4LLY
LP: 1 gu3ss 1 c4n pr3t3nd sl33p?
GA: *Snores*
AA: *aa supp0ses she will als0 claim she is sleeping f0r the sake 0f this game*
GC: Y3S DO TH4T
GA: *Like A Classy Lady*
TT: I'm too cool to sleep.
LP: *1s tot4lly 4sl33p d3sp1t3 not h4v1ng 4 phys1c4l body w1th wh1ch to coll3ct r3st*
AA: th0ugh n0 that is n0t a thing that gh0sts can d0
TG: *snroee*
AC: :33 < yes i am asl33p okay yep
GM: It was a night just like any other for the habitants of Can Town. Some slept soundly, some had nightmares, some spent the whole night watching shitty romantic movies or having rough sex in weird places. Come the morning, a rooster sings-- wait what since when did Can Town have a rooster oh who the fuck even cares. Everyone wakes up early in the morning to start with their working lives, but a gruesome sight greets their eyes right in the middle of the square. Kanaya's headless body lies in a pool of jade blood, her head perched up on top of a lamp-post.
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DAY 1
LP: how 1n th3 h3ll d1d 1t g3t up th3r3
CA: wwoah wwhat
GA: And Thus Ends The Tale Of Kanaya
GC: WHO 1S 3V3N TH4T T4LL
AA: 0k
TG: whoh u need like a ladder
LP: ok4y 34sy 3nough f1nd out who 1s t4ll 3nough to g3t up th3r3
TA: or more than one per2on.
CA: wwho knowws could havve been someone wwith some kind a psychic powwers
LP: or l1k3 c4n jump or som3 sh1t
GA: Wait How Is It In A Pool Of Blood If Its On A Lampost
AC: :33 < or climb!
GC: OR SOM3ON3 W1TH POW3RS
AA: as much as i will m0urn it
TA: perhap2 iit wa2 2omebody wiith a flyiing lu2u2.
TA: a 2kyhor2e, perhap2??
LP: ok4y so l3ts s33 h3r3
<< chat interrupted by some server issues >>
AA: are we back yet
CA: are you blamin me sol
T*T: The body is on the ground, and the head is on the lamp post.
LP: ok4y 1 gu3ss 1m b4ck
TT: What the actual fuck.
LP: 1 thought 1t w4s my 1nt3rn3t
AA: 0k
LP: cl34rly th3 k1ll3r 1s try1ng to br1ng down th3 ch4t n3twork
TA: not blamiing you diirectly, but youre on my per2onal 2u2pect lii2t.
GC: CL34RLY
TT: Clearly.
AA: all 0f this w0uld indicate
LP: who4 w41t wh4t m3
CA: wwhy does that not surprise me
TG: thas the obvous answer
AA: the inv0lvement 0f psychic p0wers
TG: *obvious
AA: but that is just a game c0nstruct
AA: i w0uldnt think t00 much 0f it
CA: ara youre a psychic yourself are you puttin the blame on you
TT: Or someone who's good with computers.
LP: d3b4t4bl3
TA: iim pretty 2ure your iintoxiicated friiend over there ii2 good wiith computer2.
MEENAH:: my messages aint sendin
MEENAH:: oh
MEENAH:: nebbermind
LP: gl4d you could jo1n us
AA: s0llux why are y0u attempting t0 deflect blame
GC: SOM3ON3 SOUNDS GU1LTY
LP: w3 just n4rrow3d 1t down to som3on3 w1th comput3rs or psych1c pow3rs
AA: as s0meb0dy wh0 is b0th psychic and g00d with c0mputers 0_0
GC: 4LSO 3R1D4NS LUSUS 1S D34D
AC: :33 < why are they killing trolls though?
LP: wh1ch pr3tty much l34v3s 3-d gl4ss3s 4nd ghost g1rl
TA: iim ju2t tryiing two poiint out who el2e ii2 capable of 2uch feat2.
GC: HOW COULD 1T FLY H1M UP TH3R3
AA: why are y0u n0t just agreeing with what i said and asking them n0t t0 think 0n it
MEENAH:: so who we blaiming for this
T*T: They probably got a ladder. They didn't necessarily have to fly.
LP: put 1t to 4 vot3 1 gu3ss
TG: u know im not that tall enuf
AA: it may be a better 0pti0n t0 c0nsider wh0 w0uld fear kanaya
LP: wh4t
TG: okay
GC: TH3 ROS3 HUM4N 1S R1GHT
GG: both the ladder and physic powers are good ideas to me but the ladder one really doesnt narrow who did it down at all!
AA: als0 pers0nally i think eridan is the culprit
LP: dunno
CA: wwait wwhat
TG: who has a ladder?
CA: wwhy me
TA: you havent 2aiid anythiing two your defen2e.
AA: but n0t f0r reas0ns t0 d0 with the altitude
AA: that w0uldnt even make sense
LP: p3rson4l thought: 4r4d14 pr3tty much lost h3r cool 1mm3d14t3ly
CA: because i dont fuckin need to defend myself i knoww i didnt do it kan wwas my friend
GC: YOU 4ND K4N4Y4 W3R3 ON SOM3 PR3TTY ROUGH GROUND 4S F4R 4S YOUR FR13NDSH1P W3NT W3R3NT YOU
TA: what TZ 2aiid.
GC: D1D YOU TWO S4Y
GC: H4V3 4 F1GHT >:O
AA: i w0uld say the fact that kanaya was the first die is indicative 0f y0u
TG: o snap
CA: aradia is just puttin the blame on evveryone else
GC: 1 M34N W3 4LL KNOW YOU
CA: wwhen shes been knowwn to do a lot a spooky reckless shit in the past
GC: YOU K1ND OF FLY OFF TH3 H4NDL3 4ND TRY TO K1LL TH1NGS WH3N YOUR3 M4D
AA: als0 y0ur 0vert defensiveness in the face 0f every accusati0n
LP: 1mm4 s1d3 w1th h1pst3rg1lls on th1s on3
TA: but why would AA kiill her?
MEENAH:: man wake me when someone gets hanged
<< MEENAH heads off back to her hive, bored, and isn't seen again >>
CA: come on i wwouldnt put it past her to do it
AA: wh0 have i blamed except y0u
LP: d3fl3ct susp1c1on
CA: because the vvoices told her to thats wwhy she does evverythin
TG: hmmm
TG: all of u sound ve ry sus rite now
CA: you did make the blame fall on sol right before accussin me by sayin all that shit about computers an psychic powwers
TA: now that ii thiink about iit, the FF clone over there 2eem2 two be hankeriing for 2omebody two diie.
CA: you havve psychic powwers yourself
AA: n0 i did n0t
TA: actually you kiind of diid.
LP: ok4y so wh4t h4v3 w3 got h3r3
AA: i said n0t t0 take t0 the p0int 0f the psychic p0wers t00 seri0usly
CA: miss braids coulda done it
LP: b4s1c4lly 1ts n4rrow3d down to 4r4d14 3r1d4n 4nd sollux r1ght
AA: and i asked s0llux why he was
LP: l3ts just put th1s to 4 vot3
GC: 1 S4Y 3R1D4N 4R4D14 SOLLUX 4ND TH3 OTH3R F1SHTROLL 4R3 OUR PR1M3 SUSP3CTS
GM:: You got five minutes left.
AA: n0 it is n0t narr0wed d0wn t0 that at all
CA: wwhat about the humans
CA: they havvent said much
TG: wait
TG: why wud a psychiccer cut someones head off
AA: i w0uld like t0 hear m0re fr0m dirk
TG: couldnt dey just like use powers
GC: SO WOULD 1
T*T: Why would I kill Kanaya?
TT: You guys seem to have it covered.
TA: mii2ter red and mii22 green have been quiite 2iilent 2iince the 2cene wa2 dii2covered.
LP: p1ck 4n 1nnoc3nt v1ct1m f1rst to d3fl3ct susp1c1oun
CA: that wwas a quick defense noww wwasnt it
GC: TH4TS TH3 P3RF3CT D3F3NS3 ROS3
LP: two b1rds w1th on3 ston3
GC: 4N 3XC3LL3NT COV3R 1N C4S3 YOU D1D 1N F4CT K1LL H3R
LP: n3w pr1m3 susp3ct r1ght th3r3
TT: But personally I think Sollux has been pretty accusing.
LP: w41t sh1t w3r3 suppos3d to b3 m4k1ng l3ss not mor3
AA: between eridan and s0llux i believe there is 0ne mafia
CA: evveryones been pretty accusin
GG: oh i would have never done it! why would i kill kanaya?? but im sort of leaning towards rose killing her...
TA: ro2e, ii beliieve you were pretty clo2e wiith her.
CA: because wwere tryin to figure out wwho the fuck killed her
TT: Point taken.
T*T: Exactly. Why would I kill somebody I was so close to?
TA: or 2he wa2 clo2e wiith you, whiichever.
CA: can wwe just all agree on the fact that wwhy wwould i kill her is no longer a vvalid excuse
TG: didnt u and her have a thing, rose???
AA: als0 everyb0dy wh0 uses a defence 0f "why w0uld i kill the victim" cant be abs0lute
AA: there are tw0 mafia
GC: B3CUS3 YOU W3R3 CLOS3 TO TH3M
AA: even if s0meb0dy is cl0se t0 the victim
AA: the kill c0uld still happen if their partner is
LP: 4r4d14 h4s 4 po1nt
AA: the 0verbearing kind
CA: many times the killer is someone close to the vvictim
TG: hmm
GC: 1TS PR3TTY MUCH TH3 MOST B4S1C 4ND TR4NSP4R3NT D3F3NS3 1N TH3 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR H4NDBOOK
TG: maybe dat was her plan all along
CA: wwho better other than her fuckin wwhatevver the hell you twwo wwere
TA: iit2 the perfect coverup.
LP: th1s 1s go1ng nowh3r3
AA: i am still bent 0n hanging eridan
AA: all things c0nsidered
TT: The five minutes are probably close to being up. We should make a decision.
CA: im thinkin its rose
TA: ii vote ro2e.
GC: 1 TH1NK 1T W4S ROS3 OR 4R4D14
T*T: I vote Eridan
TG: rosee whyd u do it
LP: 1 vot3 4r4d14
GC: 4LSO PROB4BLY 3R1D4N
CA: come on rezi
CA: you got to pick one
AA: i have n0 real read 0n r0se
LP: you c4nt vot3 thr33 t1m3s t3r3z1
AA: i w0uld be 0k with it t0 clear the h0ard but
GC: 1F 1T M4K3S YOU F33L 4NY B3TT3R YOUR3 ON TH3 BOTTOM OF TH3 L1ST >:]
AA: eridan is getting my v0te
AA: if that is 0k
LP: >:]
GG: i vote rose
TA: 2omebody get the rope.
LP: looks l1k3 th3 m4jor1ty 1s t3nd1ng tow4rds ros3
GC: 1 H4V3 TH3 ROP3
AA: i have a whip
TG: and ai have the vodka
LP: w3 h4v3 3 on ros3 w1th thr33 on 3r1d4n 4ctu4lly
GM: Rose: 3 Eridan: 2 Aradia: 1
TG: lets get this party started
GC: W3LL 1 VOT3 ROS3
LP: ... 1 do not know how to count
TA: ehehe.
AA: wh0 is the third 0n eridan
GM: Rose: 4 Eridan: 2 Aradia: 1
GM: Dirk?
TT: Sollux.
TA: ii dont 2ee how that2 goiing two help anybody.
GM: Rose: 4 Eridan: 2 Aradia: 1 Sollux: 1
TT: Better than voting for someone who I didn't think did it, though.
GM: Who else hasn't voted?
LP: 4c
AA: 0k
AC: :33 < well, i vote eridan
AA: s0llux is swinging t0wards being sided with the t0wn
AC: :33 < theres something fishy about that guy...
TT: Ha.
CA: oh come on
LP: oh my god
CA: that wwas awwful you sould feel bad
AA: ha
AA: ha
GC: TH4T W4S PR3TTY CORNY N3P3T4
LP: w4g3r1ng h1s l1f3 on 4 pun th4ts 4m4z1ng
TG: LOL
TA: well played, NP.
GG: nicely done nepeta!
AA: is that every0ne
GC: 1 DONT TH1NK M1SS VODK4 H4S VOT3D
AC: :33 < heh
AA: 0k
GC: WHOOPS N3V3RM1ND
TG: i did
TG: the other laloondee di dit rosee
GC: W3LL 1N TH4T C4S3 1 TH1NK 3V3RYON3 H4S VOT3D
AA: 0k i believe r0se is g0ing t0 die then
AA: which is pr0bably
AA: bad
GM: After a long, busy day of arguing about who the killer may have been, who ate all the cookies, and who were the assholes that had had such loud sex during the previous night keeping everyone awake, the people of Can Town decided that Rose Lalonde should be the one to be hanged, charged guilty with the assassination of Kanaya Maryam early in the morning. Rose's body twitches as it hangs from the rope for a few moments before growing still. Everyone is watching. Some child cries (it was Karkat). One of the members of the mafia is now dead.
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NIGHT 2
LP: !!!!!!!!!
TT: Oh shit.
AA: 0_0
LP: w3lp 1 gu3ss 1 c4n sl33p 34sy th3n
TG: iknew eet
LP: h4h4 1 w4s worr13d for 4 b1t
GC: >:]
AA: 0k
GC: H3H3H3
AA: i supp0se i sh0uld
AA: rec0nsider
CA: wwell that wwas a beautiful death
GC: OF COURS3 1T W4S CL34RLY TH3 ON3 WORK1NG TH3 G4LLOWS KNOWS HOW TO T13 TH3 B3ST NOOS3S
CA: im goin the fuck back to my hivve i havve research to do
LP: s4ys th3 g4llows c4l1br4tor >:]
GC: >:]
LP: *h3ll4 f1st bunp*
AA: i w0nder which 0f us will be the next t0
AA: cr0ak
TA: ii knew iit.
AA: ribbit
GM:: Yeah.
AC: :33 < yeah gc, thats purritty suspicious.
GC: *F1ST BUMPS LP*
GC: WH4T
AA: we sh0uld say 0ur th0ughts
GC: NO ON3 3LS3 H4S 3V3N D13D Y3T
LP: 1 d1d not know ros3
AA: in case we die
TA: ii thiink the fact that ED ii2 gettiing 2o exciited about watchiing 2omeboy diie ii2 pretty creepy.
AA: 0r in my case die again i guess
CA: im goin the fuck back to my hivve i havve research to do
AA: n0 eridan
TA: you already 2aiid that.
AA: explain why y0u v0ted r0se
GG: back
AA: rather than give these redundant statements
AA: which i d0nt think are d0ing anyb0dy g00d
LP: 1 h4v3 4bsolut3ly no susp1c1ons s331ng 4s my numb3r on3 susp3ct turn3d out to gu3ss th3 corr3ct k1ll3r
CA: i vvoted rose because i thought she wwas guilty a killin kan
CA: noww
AA: 0k
CA: im tired a all this death bullshit
LP: you thought 1t w4s b34ut1ful
AA: that d0es little t0 help me determine if y0u w0uld thr0w y0ur partner int0 the gall0ws 0r n0t
GC: W3LL 1T W4S N1C3LY DON3
CA: yeah it wwas
LP: c4nt s4y 1m r34lly th4t b1g of 4 f41n
GG: maybe he was relieve he wasnt the one dead, i mean he was the next suspect
GC: NO SH4M3 1N 3NJOY1NG 4 W3LL DON3 3X3CUT1ON
GC: 1 TH1NK W3 SHOULD 4LL TURN 1N 4ND S33 WH4T H4PP3NS N3XT
AA: that
LP: lots of t1m3 1n th3 r3-4ft3rl1f3 though
AA: im just g0ing t0 say
AA: in case i die
AA: d0nt disc0unt the pe0ple wh0 v0ted r0se
LP: hmm
LP: som3th1ng to th1nk 4bout
LP: though you'd h4v3 to b3 pr3tty d3sp3r4t3 to s3ll out your own p4rtn3r
LP: unl3ss you w3r3 on3 of th3 l4st to vot3 4nd 1t w4s 4lr34dy 4 sur3 th1ng
LP: 1 gu3ss
LP: 4nyw4ys goon1ght
GG: i mean really eridan was close to being hung but then it was rose
AA: the final few v0ters c0uld have easily
GG: i can see why he thought it was beautiful
AA: 0verturned the lynch t0 eridan
AA: s0 maybe ign0re me
AA: i f0rg0t that
TA: ii dont really thiink iit wa2 ED.
GC: 1 DONT R34LLY 31TH3R
TT: Agreed.
TA: he came pretty clo2e, and a2 creepy and rude a2 he ii2, ii dont thiink he wouldve kiilled her.
LP: prob4bly couldnt 3v3n g3t clos3 h4h4
GG: i didnt think he did it either
GM:: Another night passes without much of an inconvenience other than Roxy's cats being horny as fuck and keeping most people awake with their constant meowing. Some are lucky enough to not live anywhere close to the Lalonde household. Some aren't. Once again the sun rises, it's warm rays of light slowly flooding the quiet streets of Can Town, but this will not be a peaceful day, oh no. Latula's body hangs upside-down from the clocktower, right where everyone can see it, a large wound on her stomach and her guts hanging like vines over the heads of the curious and grossed-out townspeople.
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DAY 2
AA: 0_0
TG: well
CA: wwoww alright
CA: just
CA: wwoww
TG: wait wat my cats arent that horny
AA: 0k
GC: TH1S 1S W31RD 4ND 1 DONT L1K3 1T 3V3RYTH1NG SM3LLS L1K3 M3
CA: wwhat the fuck is evven happenin anymore
AA: i knew her death was inevitable but that is
AA: a bit much
AA: even by my standards which i have heard can be
AA: grues0me
TA: that ii2 ab2olutely fuckiing dii2gu2tiing.
CA: oh my fuckin god
TT: Yeah that's uh... fucking christ.
TA: je2u2 fuck ii cant even look at that.
CA: someone get her dowwn
TA: NOOO THANK YOU.
CA: or covver her
TG: this is unsteletlling
TT: Does anyone have, like, a tarp? Or something?
GC: YOU R34LLY SHOULD L34V3 TH3 CR1M3 SC3N3 UNTOUCH3D
AA: staring at her w0nt d0 anything
GC: 4S D1STURB1NG 4S 1T M4Y B3
AA: and never will
TA: anyone who ii2 2tariing clearly 2houldnt be.
TA: hoooly 2hiit.
CA: can wwe leavve the crime scene untouched and covvered because thats just fuckin awwful
AA: yes s0llux
GC: F1N3 YOU B1G W1GGL3R
TA: ii thiink iim goiing two fuckiing vomiit.
AA: yes s0llux
AA: yes s0llux
TA: ii get iit aa.
TA: omfg.
AA: 0k
CA: okay can wwe just
CA: discuss the possible killers somewwhere else
CA: or killer
TT: I'm with him.
TA: plea2e.
TG: u said it fishy
GC: H4D TO B3 SOM3ON3 W1TH 4 W34PON TH4T COULD CUT H3R OP3N L1K3 TH4T
AA: i hate t0 d0 a metaph0ritcal pir0uette 0n my initial read
AA: but eridan is very much
AA: t0wn
TG: well
CA: somethin sharp probably
GC: Y34H
TA: liike a kniife.
CA: or a swword
GC: TH4T M34NS 3R1D4NS OUT B3C4US3 H1S W34PONS 4LL BLOW TH1NGS 4P4RT
AA: 0r a thr0wing star
CA: thank you
TA: there are no butcher2 iin thii2 town, are there?
AA: 0u0
TG: dirk dont u have some sods
CA: evvery towwn has a butcher
GC: TH4TS 4 L1TTL3 B1G FOR 4 THROW1NG ST4R
TG: *swords
TT: Swords, yes.
TA: you know what the fuck ii meant.
GC: 1 M34N UNL3SS H3 STOOD TH3R3 4ND GUTT3D H3R W1TH ON3
GC: 1N WH1CH C4S3 WHY 1 DONT TH1NK H3 R34LLY H4T3D H3R 4LL TH4T MUCH
AA: 0r repeatedly gashed at her with telekenetic ability
CA: some a sols throwwin stars are pretty fuckin large just sayin
TA: are you kiiddiing?
GC: SO Y34H PROB4BLY SOM3ON3 W1TH 4 SWORD OR CL4WS
TT: If we're going to discuss all possibilities.
TA: you really thiink iit wa2 me when ii couldnt even fuckiing look at her?
AA: but again it c0uld have easily been 0ne 0f us n0t ass0ciated with a weap0n like
CA: and the ability to somehoww get her all the fuck ovver there
AA: trying t0 implicate the 0thers
TA: ii thiink iim goiing two be 2iick.
AC: :33 < dont put this on me, look at dirk, he has a sword.
TT: Eridan's wands don't blow people up, they blow holes in them. That could easily be a hole.
AA: ac v0ted eridan
AC: :33 < these things? these things couldnt hurt a fly
CA: my wwands holes go all the wway through
GC: N3P3T4
TT: Point taken, again.
GC: W3 4LL KNOW YOUV3 SP3NT YOUR WHOL3 L1F3 HUNT1NG TH1NGS
AA: ac y0u kill fierce beasts with th0se things 0_0
AA: why w0uld y0u lie
GC: GOOD QU3ST1ON
CA: but if it had been nep thered be three lines not just one
TG: very sus indeed
CA: thats a swword cut
TA: maybe 2he only u2ed one claw or 2omethiing.
GC: OH Y34H SH3 DO3S H4V3 THR33
GC: HM
TA: liike, only held out one fiinger?
AA: they are retractable claws
TG: is dirrk the only 1 with a sword?
GG: wait guys did anyone think of terezi doing it because thats what im thinking now because of her hanging
AA: it is p0ssible t0 0nly extend 0ne
TA: ii dont know how her claw2 work, iim ju2t theorii2iing.
AA: i think
GC: HOW 4M 1 SUPPOS3D TO CUT H3R OP3N W1TH 4 C4N3 J4D3
CA: but rezi doesnt hang her people upside dowwn
TT: Again, before everyone jumps the gun and votes me, I think we should consider more than just the weapons.
AA: what ab0ut
AC: :33 < its all thr33 claws or none
CA: wwait
AA: y0ur teeth
TA: dont you have a kniife iin that cane?
CA: rezis cane has a hidden swword in it
GC: Y34H 4ND 1 H4NG P3OPL3 BY TH31R N3CKS
CA: yeah
GC: WH4T
AA: i agree with the prince
TT: Who voted for who yesterday? That could be a factor.
GC: 1T W4SNT M3 YOU UNB3L13V4BL3 4SSHOL3S
TA: ii voted for ro2e.
CA: come on youre alwways judgin evveryone else
GC: 1 VOT3D FOR ROS3 TOO
AC: :33 < why would she kill her ancestor?
CA: my vvote wwas for rose too
GG: but maybe she wanted to make it look like she didnt do it by hanging her upside down
GC: TH4T TOO
AA: i v0ted f0r eridan
GG: i voted for rose
TT: I voted Sollux.
GC: WHY WOULD 1 K1LL H3R SH3 W4S 4W3SOM3 >:[
CA: wwho knowws probably some justice revvenge bullshit
AA: but i have since rec0nsidered
TT: But more importantly than that.
GC: 1 H4D NOTH1NG 4G41NST H3R
AC: :33 < but... then she wouldnt exist?
GG: why would rose kill kanaya they were like pretty much dating or whatever you trolls call it
TT: Who did Latula vote for?
AA: i d0nt understand why as the mafia dirk w0uld thr0w 0ut
TT: Or Rose?
TA: ii thiink diirkpriinceyboy want2 two get riid of my becau2e iim 2pot on wiith my accu2atiion2.
AA: a "hipster v0te" as the humans w0uld call it
AC: :33 < so we can rule out terezi because that would be a paradox
AA: 0n s0llux
CA: i think latula vvoted me
AA: when he c0uld have had eridan lynched
TT: Nah, I don't think it's you anymore, Sol.
AA: th0ugh i guess v0ting f0r eridan w0uld have been
AA: a hipster v0te
AA: t00
CA: really
GC: 4R4D14
CA: are you fuckin serious
AA: 0u0
CA: aradia are you for real oh my god
GC: H3H3
AA: hehehehe
CA: wwe havve actual serious matters to discuss ovver here okay
TA: that wa2 unexpectedly well tiimed, aa.
TT: Latula voted Aradia, Rose voted Eridan.
CA: right
GC: COULDNT 4 WH1P SPL1T SOM3ON3 OP3N L1K3 TH4T
TG: but
TA: ii thiink whiip2 ju2t make welt2.
AA: 0h that that d0es n0t l00k g00d f0r me
TG: wastn there a hole
AA: but i assure y0u its n0t
TT: Nah whips can cause gashes and wounds.
TG: yea
CA: wwell evveryone knowws howw to wwork a knife an it doesnt necessarily havve to be their strife specibus
AA: right n0w im thinking nepeta
GC: HM
TA: but could they dii2embowel 2omebody?
AA: nepeta why did y0u v0te eridan
TT: Probably not.
CA: wwhat if someone wwas tryin to put the blame on dirk for havvin a swword
AA: i w0uld think it is bey0nd even y0u t0
AA: stake a life 0n a mere pun
CA: she vvoted me cause theres somethin fishy about me
GG: is anyone thinking the same as me for terezi killing latula yes i know that latula is her ancestor and she hangs them by her neck, but since everyone knows this she does that so she made it less noticeable, along with her cane making the hole in her, i think i am alone on this opinion
AA: i think dirk is t0wn
CA: actual quote
TT: But again, weapons shouldn't play too much of a factor. Do you really think Rose beheaded Kanaya with needles? Food for thought.
TA: iit could have been done.
GC: J4D3 COM3 ON 1T W4SNT M3 1F YOU KN3W 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT TROLLS YOU KNOW HOW W3 F33L 4BOUT OUR 4NC3STORS 4ND 1T 1S NOT 4 F33L1NG TH4T WOULD M4K3 US BUTCH3R TH3M
CA: im sure her partner could a havve done it
CA: if its someone wwho is into the wwhole decapitation bullshit
TT: Are you implying something?
CA: im just sayin
GC: 3R1D4N H4S 4 PO1NT
TA: you al2o have a 2word.
CA: it didnt necessarily need to be rose
GG: yeah eridan does have a point
GC: TH4T TOO
CA: the one wwho decapitated her
TG: tru
CA: you jumped to defense too quick dirk
TG: you keep drivin us away form ur strife specibus
TT: You guys can vote for whoever you want. But if you think I was that stupid to make it so obvious, I really hope you guys don't end up letting the real culprit kill the rest of you.
AA: 0_0 guys i d0 n0t think dirk is the murderer
CA: wwell i think he is an hes messin wwith us
TG: hmm
CA: he could a made it obvvious on purpose to use that as an escuse
GG: true eridan
TG: he could pulling 1 of those smart dirk things
GC: 3R1D4NS R1GHT
CA: wwhen am i not
AA: why w0uld dirk v0te s0llux yesterday
GC: W3LL T4LK 4BOUT TH4T L4T3R
TA: ii wa2 the fiir2t two accu2e hii2 partner.
CA: because that wwouldnt be compromisin his partner
GG: hmm
GC: TRU3
AA: yes but v0ting y0u didn't d0 anything the numbers were already set
CA: an if he had me killed that wwoulda been too obvvious a movve
AA: w0uldnt it have made m0re sense f0r him t0 v0te eridan if he was mafia
AA: and spare his partner
TT: Again, you guys are obviously falling into a trap that someone's trying to frame me with. And it'll be one of you next.
AA: 0r thr0w his partner under the human "bus"
GC: ROS3 4LR34DY H4D 3NOUGH VOT3S BY TH4T PO1NT TO 4SSUR3 SH3 D13D
CA: youre talkin about dirk the dudes smart he coulda seen that one comin
AA: f0r t0wn cred
TA: wa2 that a threat?
GC: SOUND3D L1K3 4 THR34T TO M3
CA: im not tryin to frame you im just statin facts
CA: an it just so happens that the facts point to you
TT: How am I threatening you when you're going to kill me first?
AA: dirk why are y0u getting vi0lent
AA: wh0 d0 y0u think it is
TT: I'm not saying you're framing me Eri.
CA: dont call me that
AC: :33 < has anyone considered the pawsibility of roxy?
TA: ye2, iid liike two hear who you thiink iit ii2.
TG: dirk who do u think it is tho
TT: I'm saying you're taking face value very naively and falling for it like a fool.
GC: 1 W4S JUST TH1NK1NG 4BOUT TH4T
TG: wait y me
CA: shes been rather quiet
GC: JUST CONS1D3R1NG 4LL TH3 POSS1B1L1T13S 1 M34N 4R3NT YOU GOOD FR13NDS W1TH D1RK
GC: YOU WOULD KNOW B3ST HOW TO FR4M3 H1M
TT: Personally, I think it was Terezi.
GC: 1T W4SNT M3
GG: hmm terezi you have a good point
GM:: You guys wanna make up your minds any time soon?
TT: It wasn't me, either.
TA: 2oliid defen2e from the teal corner.
TG: are we gonna vote now?
TA: that wa2 a joke.
GC: SHUT UP SOLLUX YOU 4R3NT H3LP1NG
CA: im wwith sol
AA: quickly everyb0dy
TA: iin ca2e anybody diidnt piick iit up.
GC: OH
AA: wh0 did y0u v0te yesterday
TA: ro2e.
CA: rose
TG: rose
GC: ROS3
TT: I voted Sollux, which I now regret.
TA: iim glad we can fiinally agree on 2omethiing.
AA: jade?
CA: this aint no time for bickerin an antagonizin you
TT: Jade's been pretty quiet.
TT: So I'd like to hear her opinion.
AA: nepeta?
GM:: Just tell me when you want to vote.
GG: ive been talking as much as i felt i fit in though! i dont exactly know how to join any of these negotiations
GC: J4D3 K3PT 4CCUS1NG M3
AA: jade wh0 did y0u v0te yesterday
GG: i voted rose
AA: and nepeta v0ted eridan
AA: 0k all things c0nsidered i want t0 v0te nepeta
GG: im sorry i had to think of it terezi! just hanging>terezi thats how i was thinking of it!
AA: s0me0ne has t0 g0 first
GC: 1TS OK4Y J4D3 1 KNOW HOW YOU C4M3 TO TH3 CONCLUS1ON BUT 1T R34LLY W4SNT M3 >:[
TT: I'm with Aradia.
TA: are we votiing?
GG: im actually voting roxy if we are voting now
CA: rezi if evveryone just goes acceptin it wwasnt me as a vvalid excuse wwere nevver goin to get anywwhere
TT: Nepeta said she couldn't hurt anyone with the claws, which was false, and then went silent.
TG: :O
TG: im voting nep
GC: 1 TH1NK 1M 4LSO GO1NG TO VOT3 N3P3T4 4CTU4LLY
AC: :33 < yeah, roxy s33ms real suspicious.... theres something not right about that much alcohol
CA: nep does sound quite awwfully suspicious
TG: hye dont blame the alcohol
GC: 1 DONT TH1NK ROXY COULD CL1MB TO TH3 TOP OF TH3 CLOCK TOW3R 4ND NOT F4LL DOWN H4LF W4Y TH3R3
AC: :33 < furruck you guys it wasnt me
GM:: Voting time
TG: yes
TA: ii 2uppo2e were all iin agreement on NP.
AA: i v0te nepeta
TG: nepetaa
TT: Nepeta.
CA: nep
GC: N3P3T4
AC: :33 < dirk.
TA: and jade vote2 roxy.
GG: im sorry??
TA: you 2aiid iit ju2t before.
TA: GG: im actually voting roxy if we are voting now
AA: jade d0 y0u c0nfirm
GG: yes i confirm
GG: even thoughi know my vote is going to lose but might as well stay loyal to my thought
AA: 0k
GM: With the sunset comes another hanging, which everyone in the town attends to. Except Karkat because he cried yesterday and still hasn't recovered. A small bouffet is set to the side with snacks and crackers shaped like cats for people to enjoy as they watch the olive-blooded troll step on the stand and get the noose around her neck. With a low, sobby-gasp, the last breath leaves her. Only when her body stops twitching do the Cantowners come to the realization that she was not guilty of the crime she had been accused of. The crackers are no longer as tasty as they were before.
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NIGHT 3
CA: oh wwell
TG: oops
AA: 00ps
TT: Well shit.
GC: OOPS
CA: guess wwe wwere wwrong
TG: now i fel kinda bad
GG: i knew it wasnt her though! no one believed me other than sollux :(
TG: she was a cat person
GC: 1 DO TOO
TA: iim 2orry jade.
AA: h0w did s0llux agree with y0u
AA: wh0 did s0llux v0te
TA: ii never dii2tiinctly voted.
TA: iit wouldnt have mattered anyway.
GC: W41T WH4T
TG: if thas not sus then i dun kno what is
GG: terezi made a good point on how it could have been roxy, so i agreed and thought more about it so thats why i thought her :( now nepetas dead even though it wasnt her!!
AA: s0 this is the aradia megid0 list right n0w
AA: t0wnies are dirk and eridan
AA: i am n0t sure ab0ut the rest 0f y0u
TA: ii thiink iim goiing two go back two eiither diirk or TZ now.
TG: hm.
GC: WHY M3
TG: ur rite tho
TG: terezi has the next sharpest tool
TG: xecpt dirk
CA: so wwere goin the fuck back to sleep noww an hopin wwe dont get our guts ripped off in our sleep
TA: the way youve been dodgiing every executiion.
TA: yeah.
GC: 4ND DONT G3T K3PT UP BY 4 C3RT41N COUPL3S HORR1BL3 P41L1NG H4B1TS
TA: let2 all get 2ome 2huteye.
CA: hope i see you guys alivve tomorroww then
TA: uncalled for, TZ.
CA: except you sol
GC: H3H3H3
TG: *snorerEE*
TT: Yeesh.
CA: not really lookin forwward to seein you alivve again
TA: now THAT 2ounded liike a threat.
TT: Night.
CA: or evver
GC: 1T R34LLY D1D 3R1D4N
GG: well time to sleep! hope to see some of you in the morning! *jade falls asleep instantly*
TT: That was.
CA: im not the murderer
TT: Wow, fish-boy.
GC: *GC WOND3RS WHY J4D3 D3C1D3D TO P4SS OUT 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF TOWN 4ND GO3S B4CK TO H3R H1V3*
AA: i am asleep as a gh0st can be
AA: which is n0t asleep
GM:: The night embraces the town again, bringing with herself the sounds of drunk adolescents partying way too loud in someone's place, and yet another cold-blooded murder. Come the morning, the habitants of Can Town awake with a sigh of relief on the back of their throats, glad to see their bodies are intact. But not all of them do. They all step out of their homes, already bracing themselves for what would be probably another gruesome murder, and gather together to find Jade's body still lying in the middle of the town, but the back of her head is covered in blood and her body lifeless. It's clear she was hit with something heavy enough to break her skull's bone.
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DAY 3 
AA: i c0uld have advised against
AA: sleeping 0n the r0ad
AA: if that was n0t inevitable anyway
TT: Christ in heaven what a surprise.
CA: not a particularly good idea considerin the presence of a murderer
GC: D3F1N1T3LY NOT
CA: dirk wwhat the fuck wwas that supposed to mean
TT: I'm just sayin' don't sleep in the middle of the road, man.
AA: a fascinating c0ncept 0f human triple level sarcasm
AA: they call it ir0ny
TA: the2e murder2 are fuckiing gro22iing me out.
TT: I'm well versed in it. Ironically, of course.
AA: i d0 n0t think it is that fascinating but
AA: they d0
GC: 1TS OK4Y SOLLUX
AA: s0llux that is pretty
AA: spineless
AA: this wasnt even that bad
TA: am ii not allowed two be dii2gu2ted by 2omebody2 braiin2 da2hed on the 2treet?
AA: i th0ught y0u were used t0 brains dashed 0n the street
GC: C4N W3 STOP 4RGU1NG 4BOUT B31NG GROSS3D OUT 4ND ST4RT 4RGU1NG 4BOUT WHO W3 TH1NK D1D 1T
AA: y0ur planet was full 0f them
AA: wasnt it
CA: yesterdays wwas wworse
AA: i am w0ndering if s0llux is 0verreacting thats all
CA: alright so the murderer didnt use a sharp wweapon for once
CA: probably because wwe suspected a sharp wweapons yesterday
GC: PROB4BLY
AA: n0t necessarily
CA: the possibility stays
CA: an it wwould make sense
AA: y0u can inflict blunt trauma with just ab0ut anything with a flat
AA: surface
CA: but at the same time its kind a to obvvious a movve
AA: a sw0rd will still d0 it
TA: ii diidnt really travel out2iide of my hiive2tem two much.
CA: its still a change in the pattern
GC: ONLY 4 R34LLY H34VY SWORD
AA: what sw0rd isnt heavy
GC: 4NYTH1NG L3SS TH4N TH4T WOULD PROB4BLY BR34K B3FOR3 1T BROK3 BON3
AA: unless we are talking ab0ut
AA: a cheap piece 0f shit
TT: Not a fan of Buster Swords, I'm not a Final Fantasy character.
AA: ha
AA: ha
TT: HA.
CA: are you not
CA: coulda fooled me
GC: 1M JUST S4Y1NG 1T WOULD H4V3 TO B3 4 R34LLY W1D3 BL4D3 TO SM4SH 4 SKULL
TT: Oh fuck you sharkbait.
AA: als0 it w0uld w0rk if it was wielded by s0meb0dy wh0 is
GC: H3H3 1 L1K3 TH4T ON3
AA: ahem
CA: not interested
AA: D--> e%epti0nally STR0NG
CA: really
TT: Oooh, clever. Did your seahorse dad write that one?
GC: 3QU1US 1SNT H3R3
CA: i dont see equius here
CA: he wwas a skyhorse
AA: that is true
AA: i just wanted t0 say that
AA: i believe that dirk d0es fall s0mewhere within that excepti0n th0ugh
AA: f00d f0r th0ught
GC: HM
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TA: for once, ii dont actually thiink iit wa2 diirk.
AA: wh0 did jade v0te again
CA: then wwho are you vvotin for
AA: 0h r0xy
GC: ROXY
CA: jade vvoted roxy
AA: i still d0nt think dirk is mafia
AA: n0r eridan
TA: whiile he ha2 been really workiing on hii2 relatiion2hiip2 wiithiin the town and gettiing along real well wiith all of u2, ii ju2t cant 2ee hiim a2 the murderer.
AA: leaving s0llux 0r terezi
AA: i w0uld say terezi 0ver s0llux right n0w
GC: WH4T
GC: DO 1 LOOK L1K3 1 C4RRY TH1NGS FOR B4S1NG P3OPL3S H34DS 1N TO YOU
TA: ye2.
TT: I'm thinking Eridan. Terezi, VERY small chance. But a chance.
TA: more2o than me.
GC: 1 W4SNT 3V3N CONS1D3R1NG YOU
CA: so youre tryin to get me hanged for pointin at you yesterday
TT: No, I'm trying to get you hanged for bashing in Jade's head.
TA: ED, ii dont know, iim feeliing pretty wary after that niice goodniight you gave me.
CA: its not my style
TA: that certaiinly made me feel comfortable and not at all 2u2piiciiou2.
TT: Exactly my point.
CA: if i had wwanted to kill you sol i wwould already havve
AA: remembering that eridan and s0llux were the first t0 v0te r0se
AA: and instrumental in her lynch
GC: NOT R34LLY 3R1D4N K1LL1NG H1M WOULD K1ND OF PO1NT YOU OUT PR3TTY QU1CK
TT: You're not helping your case here, sharkbait.
TA: he2 iin cahoot2.
TA: wiith.
TA: 2omebody.
AA: game master h0w are we g0ing f0r the
TA: ii dont know.
AA: thing i am made 0f
TA: ....
CA: come on sol i wwish you death evvery fuckin time
GM:: Really, Aradia.
GC: 1 DONT KNOW 1M ST1LL NOT COMPL3T3LY CONV1NC3D OF D1RKS 1NNOC3NC3
GM:: You don't seem anywhere close to be making a choice, you can have five minutes.
CA: wwhy is no one blamin aradia
TT: I'm saying it's hipsterfish. He's been pointing his finger at too many people.
AA: im s0rry s0llux it issnt 0ften that i get t0 play the game 0f death
TT: And he just supported my case.
AA: with pe0ple wh0 arent me
AA: i am enj0ying myself
AA: maybe a bit t00 much
CA: im just considerin all the possibilities before makin a decision
GC: 4LSO TRU3
GC: PLUS D1DNT J4D3 K1ND OF G1V3 H1M TH3 BRUSH OFF ONC3
CA: i wwouldnt wwant to point my finger at the wwrong person
TA: iive got a creepiing feeliing that iit ii2nt ED.
CA: come on are you guys evven listenin to the maid of time she just said shes enjoyin this wwhole death bullshit
AA: 0k
GC: H4V3 4NY OF YOU 3V3N L1ST3N3D TO H3R 3V3R SH3S B33N DO1NG TH3 WHOL3 CUT3 M4TRON OF D34TH TH1NG FOR 4 WH1L3
TT: Aradia has always enjoyed that, though.
CA: thats exactly wwhat i said at the begginning she lovves all this stupid death bullshit
GC: NOT R34LLY
TT: Far as I remember.
AA: its m0re fun when y0u all get int0 it
AA: is all
TT: Point taken, though.
CA: and she does reckless stuff for no fuckin reason other than vvoices in her head tellin her to
TT: Point taken.
AA: eridan i d0nt think
AA: y0u can talk
TA: AA, iim 2orry.
TT: And again, good point.
CA: yeah i can talk look at me just openin an closin my mouth
CA: makin sounds
TA: iim goiing two have two vote on you.
CA: glub glub glub
GC: 1 TH1NK
GC: HM
AA: 0k
AA: that might be inevitable but in either case
AA: i want t0 stay my v0te 0n terezi
GC: *C4SU4LLY DRUBS 3R1D4N*
GC: W41T WH4T
AA: yes
AA: i have reas0ns t0 believe in the inn0cence
GC: >:[
AA: 0f the 0ther three
AA: im s0rry
GC: 3XC3PT 1M 1NNOC3NT
GM:: So, voting?
AA: i v0te terezi
TT: ...she's making a good point.
GC: WH4T3V3R
AA: in the eventuality that i am lynched
AA: c0nsider that v0te
CA: i
CA: think
GC: 1 TH1NK 1M GO1NG TO B4CK SOLLUXS VOT3
CA: im goin to go wwith terezi as wwell
GC: WH4T
TT: Agreed. Terezi.
TT: Sollux?
GM:: Well that was tight.
TA: AA.
TT: 3 to 2. Damn.
GM:: 3 for Aradia 2 for Terezi.
GM:: No wait.
AA: 0h wait
AA: dirk did y0u v0te terezi
GM:: Yeah Terezi 3 Aradia 2
GC: 4R3 YOU S3R1OUS
AA: 0k
GC: OH MY GOD
GC: YOU 4R3 4LL GO1NG TO FUCK1NG R3GR3T TH1S
GC: >:[
CA: wwait
CA: okay im not sure
TT: It's all on you.
CA: im goin to change my vvote
AA: eridan is t0wn
AA: uh 0h
CA: for ara
GC: TH4NK YOU
TT: Oh my.
AA: well as i said
AA: c0nsider my v0te and the p0ints i have made
AA: as i said
AA: kn0wing this was
AA: inevitable
AA: 0ne last thing
TT: You're speaking as if you're guilty?
AA: w0uldnt terezi kill her ancest0r
AA: wh0 kn0ws her best?
AA: n0 im n0t guilty
TT: ...
TA: famou2 la2t word2.
AA: i just knew injustices were always
AA: g0ing t0 happen
AA: entering this game
TT: So is everyone set on their votes?
GC: Y3S
AA: als0 whichever tw0 t0wnspe0ple/tr0lls survive the night
AA: remember its y0ur last chance t0 get it right
GC: HOW DO YOU KNOW TH3R3S TWO OF US L3FT
AA: there is 0ne mafia left
AA: i am getting lynched
GM: As the sune comes down to the horizon, the people gather around the stage where the public hanging is scheduled to happen. Aradia stands with acceptance of her fate written on her face, the rope tied around her neck, and everyone is just kind of getting bored of the hangings already but whatever. They're much more fun when the charged person shows fear of death. But the Megido girl isn't really scared. She just can't bring herself to give much of a shit. She's even been allowed to eat some doritos and she's munching them when the platform disappears beneath her feet. Everyone nods and comments on the hanging, wishing each other good night and exchanging hope-you-dont-die-tonights before heading home.
GM: Oh also she was innocent.